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Apr 16

Manly Exercises That Women Should Do →

facts-and-news:

cant-stop-wont-stop:

leaches:

Ladies, try out these traditionally exercises to get in the best shape of your lives!

Manly Exercises That Women Should Do

women y’all need to check these out. For real

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i tried to do these once and it was an absolute fail

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uhhh these are so insane. i’d die trying to do these exercises, i’d collapse lol

Apr 15
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Apr 14
Apr 14
Apr 14

hi:

ummm zac efron at the mtv movie awards right now

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what are u doing

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why am i not there right now

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im going to cry

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yeah he also made out with some girl i was all that could be me… elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

Apr 14

flashoflife:

thefergiefergs:

Recipe: [x]

Who even has the time for this??

When i turn 21 or go to Europe i want this and alcohol from a pub. IT HAS TO BE AN IRISH PUB!!! Otherwise you have ruined my life and the lives of my future children and for generations we will hate you and your kin.

Apr 14
sebsonandfriends:

nonespark:

i have wasted my entire life.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

IM DOIING IT NOW!!

sebsonandfriends:

nonespark:

i have wasted my entire life.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

IM DOIING IT NOW!!

Apr 14
Apr 14

Anonymous asked: dont you worry abt stds and stuff? you probably have something...

thotyouknew:

Whenever I tell someone I’m an escort, this question always seems to come up first. “Don’t you worry about STDs? Are you clean?” I like to ask them, first, “When was the last time you got tested for STIs?” 9 times out of goddamn 10, their answer is not recently by any means, if they even have one. The last guy I was dating who I told and who asked told me he’d never, ever been tested for STDs. He tried to fuck me bareback, and you know I’m not the first, who knows where he’s been sticking his dick in 29 years. 29 years!

It’s funny how you can fuck a hundred randomers in a bar, some of them bare, and never once ask “are you clean?” as if you’re the first person they ever fucked, but, the first thing you ask a low-volume hooker is about the state of my sexual health. Fuck is up with that?

Of course I’m worried about STIs. Are you? Do you use protection every single time there could be fluids exchanged, do you get tested every three weeks, do you make sure to pee and clean yourself immediately after every encounter? Do you examine all your partners for any weird bumps or symptoms before letting them near you? No? 

YOU probably have something.

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THEY LIVE THEIR LIVES YOU FUDGE FACES!!

Apr 14

beware-the-leopard:

thedeandobbs:

And so the world fell to it’s knees.

I love this post.